Name: Dr. Beachgem Collab: This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things Hurricane Tee Shirt - PREORDER
Brand: the ladyspinedoc shop
Price: 29.0 USD
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Dr. Beachgem standing in front of her house near a pile of dirt and wearing a gray tee shirt that says "This is why we can't have nice things" with a hurricane symbol

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Dr. Beachgem standing in front of her house wearing a gray tee shirt that says "This is why we can't have nice things" with a hurricane symbol

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Gray “This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things” hurricane t-shirt from the Dr. Beachgem x Ladyspinedoc collab, featuring white hurricane symbol and circular text design.

Dr. Beachgem Collab: This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things Hurricane Tee Shirt - PREORDER

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Ladyspinedoc x Dr. Beachgem "This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things" Hurricane T-Shirt - PREORDER

Note: This is a preorder item with anticipated shipping of 5-10 business days.

Color: Dark Gray (Pepper)
Material: 100% Cotton
Front Design: Classic hurricane symbol with "This is why we can't have nice things" catchphrase
Unisex sizing

The This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things tee from the Dr. Beachgem x Ladyspinedoc collab is equal parts sarcastic and strong...just like the people who rebuild and recover through the storm. Inspired by Dr. Beachgem’s real-life hurricane battles, this soft-washed dark gray shirt reminds us that resilience comes with a side of wit.

Made from 100% cotton in unisex sizing, it’s the perfect year-round conversation starter, especially during hurricane season (June 1–November 30). Pair it with jeans, or sweats. Better yet, get an extra for your go-bag.

Why You’ll Love It:

• 100% soft-wash cotton is comfortable, breathable, and built to last
• Unisex fit for easy, relaxed everyday wear
• Cheeky hurricane design with a story of strength behind the humor
• Limited-edition collab from Dr. Beachgem x Ladyspinedoc
• Perfect gift or self-treat for weathering any storm (literal or not)

Grab yours for the hurricane season. Then proudly wear your sense of humor year after year.

Care Instructions: Wash your items inside-out with like colors on a gentle cycle in cold water. Hang to dry or machine dry on delicate to extend the life of your clothing. Do not iron the screen prints.

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Dr. Beachgem Collab: This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things Hurricane Tee Shirt - PREORDER